I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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