I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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