Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I could have mohawked her pubes.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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