Small penises have feelings too.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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