Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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