Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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