i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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