My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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