I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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