I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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