Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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