i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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