im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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