My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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