whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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