I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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