She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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