Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You are a genius and a whore.
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