at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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