He is an equal opportunity slut.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
