We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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