We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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