Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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