I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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