are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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