Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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