i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
