when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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