he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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