Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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