toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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