so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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