Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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