you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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