Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
There's even glitter on my cock...
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