"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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