I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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