Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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