She announced her abortion via fbk
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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