I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
