Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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