Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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