I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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