I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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