So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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