used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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