Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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