Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
this must be what syphilis tastes like
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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