I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My balls are so social today.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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