In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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