is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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