Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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