jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Buhtt sex?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize