I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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