Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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