Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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