I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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