Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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