Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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