i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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